Check out The Salad Bowl, too. Tired of the same old articles? Want some color in your life? Try The Tomato. For more amusing writing, check out Tuahan. Hopefully this reading experience isn't one that puts you to sleep; rather, it's so anal clenching you can't stand our greatness.
Fresh Advice:
In St. Petersburg if you have the fortune of owning a car, be sure to stop and look both ways when making a right turn. Pedestrians will cross when they're not supposed to, and you don't want to run them over. Especially if they're black, because then there's no way you'll win the ensuing lawsuit. This caveat should be followed in all cities to ensure the safety not of the pedestrian, but your safety. It is acceptable to place your own first because chances are, you the reader are from a Westernized country, a developed country, where the norm is to put Whitey first. Point being: affirmative action sucks, deal with it.
What's new?
FRESH NEWS FROM THE KITCHEN
This was something of a spontaneous idea, but one that I would like to be a community effort. What's new? New fodder for the masses in continued veggie goodness, and frequent meat-eating co-authors. If you have questions for the host or articles you would like to submit (if it does not fall under one of the above categories, it doesn't matter), then please e-mail me at ausbluten, gmail.. I'm really looking forward to the development of this site and, mostly, it's content. Contributions can be in the form of a story, article, art, rant- anything, really, and you will be credited for your work. Thank you! Be sure to visit here on your way out!
Making a submission
BASIC TIPS
Please spell check and proofread for errors before submitting. You can have stylistic leniency, just don't abuse it too much. Be funny, natural, witty, and best of all- sarcastic! Criticize and have fun, most importantly. As soon as I get some submissions I'll put them on this main part to advertise it. Remember that a lot of other people will be reading what comes here, so do care to make your grammar good. Submissions can be in any language and cover any topic, even if it doesn't fit neatly under one of the above listed categories. Pictures can also be submitted, along with artwork if they are your own or if you've permission to use it. This is by no means going to become a site of thieves :P Sarcastic and hilarious nihilism, yes, but no pirates. With your submission, also type an email, nickname/name, or website that you would like linked to/by your name. Thank you and I hope to see something from you soon!
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